New York City
Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, announced this morning in the light of the formidable challenges required to maintain price and employment levels, along with the recent insurmountable battle posed by Congressman and soon-to-be-President Ron Paul, that he has asked the White House to dissolve the Federal Reserve System effective April 1st, 2012.
When asked by reporters to give further background on his decision, Mr Bernanke offered the following missive; “You try buying all the T-Bills Geithner throws at you while trying to ensure the whole ponzi, er, financial system doesn’t come crashing to the ground. Can you imagine trying to forecast when the silver market is going to give up the ghost? As much as we get Blythe to do her share at suppressing real money, it just keeps going up and up… and those damn bloggers over at Zero Hedge aren’t helping either!”
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